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I hate weddings because old people always poke you and say, "You're next."... So I started doing the same shit to them at funerals! | Confession Ecard
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Weddings and Other Things I Hate: The perfect laugh out loud romantic comedy - Kindle edition by McGivern, Elizabeth. Literature & Fiction Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
![I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next." I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next."](https://cdn.someecards.com/someecards/usercards/i-hate-going-to-weddings-because-the-old-lady-next-to-you-always-whispers-in-your-ear-youre-next-so-i-started-doing-the-same-to-them-at-funerals-youre-next--a05f5.png)
I hate going to weddings, because the old lady next to you always whispers in your ear, "You're next." So I started doing the same to them at funerals, "You're next."
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